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Giggling In Class
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade
6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started
writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a
giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"


"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."


"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see
you for three days."


The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had
forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very
top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder
giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,
"What's so funny Billy?"


"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."


Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the
punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three
weeks."


Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she
turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This
time there is an burst of laughter from another male student.
She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the
classroom.


"Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well
teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"




 
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