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| 作者：佚名 文章来源：www.zuowenw.com 点击数： 更新时间：2007-3-30 | |||||
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本文《No Hands》关键词：英语笑话 A man walks into a bathroom. As he approaches the stalls he notices a man standing there with no arms. The armless man replies,"Could you help me unzip my pants?" Fealing sorry for the man he does. Then the man replies,"Could you help me pull it out?" The man begins to pull it out as he notices the man's package to be in awful sape. The man's dick is wrickled, red, and full of lumps. The armless man says,"Could you hold it up for me?" The man, feeling a little queasy, decides as a good citizen he must help the handicap man. Both men walk out the stalls when the armless man pulls his hands out of his sleeves revealing his full hands. The helpful man then replies,"Hey, sir, if you had hands why'd you make me help you in the bathroom?" The phony handicap then replies,"You saw my package, I sure the hell didn't want to touch it."
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