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| Joke: The Bachelors Diet | |||||
| 作者：佚名 文章来源：www.zuowenw.com 点击数： 更新时间：2007-3-30 | |||||
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本文《Joke: The Bachelors Diet》关键词：英语笑话 Bachelor's Diet MONDAY: BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox. AFTERNOON SNACK - Drink the maalox DINNER - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don't eat the coleslaw. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TUESDAY: BREAKFAST - Eat the coleslaw LUNCH - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea. DINNER - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY: BREAKFAST - Jaws couldn't eat breakfast after a night at El Flasho's LUNCH - Rolaids and a coke DINNER - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THURSDAY: BREAKFAST - Order out for pizza LUNCH - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers. DINNER - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIDAY: BREAKFAST - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it's better for you. LUNCH - Skip lunch, Fridays are murder DINNER - Steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SATURDAY: BREAKFAST - Sleep through it. LUNCH - Ditto DINNER - Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Dont eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUNDAY: BREAKFAST - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie. LUNCH - Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Dont eat Lunch. DINNER - Chicken noodle soup - Call your mom and ask her about renting your old room.
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